1992

Going into business
An agreement of your bombast
You'd love my bed
You took the other instead
But don't you feel low
I was being oblique
And you'd love my bed
You got the other instead

What do you owe me?
The price of your piece of mind
You'd love my bed
You took it all instead
"

Bugman

I am the ex-offender
They let me out in the summer
I think I was in a coma
I didn't know what to do
Oh no

You go round

Advert

"[AD LIB FROM THE SHOPPING CHANNEL]

IT'S SIX O'CLOCK ON THE DOT AND I'M HALF WAY HOME
I FEEL FOUL MOUTHED AS I STAND AN WAIT FOR THE UNDERGROUND
AND A NERVOUS DISPOSITION DOES'NT AGREE WITH THIS
I NEED SOMETHING TO REMIND ME THAT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE

[CHORUS]
YOU NEED A HOLIDAY SOMEWHERE IN THE SUN
WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ONE
SAY SOMETHING

B.L.U.R.E.M.I.

Group using the loop
Of another popgroup
Group shooting the hoop
And starving it up into the soup
'Cause I'm of regular features
And Adidas trainers
Completing the cycle
Teenage maniacs will bring it all back

B.L.U.R.E.M.I.

Group using the loop
Of another popgroup
Completing the cycle
Untill the teenage maniacs
Will bring it all back

They bring it all back
They bring it all back

B.L.U.R.E.M.I.
"

Bad Day

do you do
anything
you ever do
no she said
do you want
anything
you ever wanted
no she said

she don't know how
how to feel
this is a bad day
this is a bad day
to know

do you have
anything
you ever had
no she said
do you love
anyone
you ever loved
yes she said
"

Badhead

"so far i've not really stayed in touch
well you knew as much
it's no suprise that today
i'll get up around two from a lack of anything to do

and i might aswell just grin and bear it
because it's not worth the trouble of an argument

and you have not really stayed in touch
well i knew as much
its no suprise that today
i'll get up around two with nothing to do
except get a touch of flu

and i might aswell just grin and bear it
because it's not worth the trouble of an argument
and in any case i'd rather wear it
it's like a bad head in the morning

and i know

and i might aswell just grin and bear it
bcasue it's not worth the trouble of an argument
and in any case i'd rather wear it
it's like a bad head in the morning
"

Bang

sitting in an STD
waiting for an underground trail
to rumble underneath my feet
bang goes another day
where it went i could not say
and now i'll have to wait another week

when all is said and all is done
what was said was never done
don't panic it's not really worth your while

bang goes another year
in and and out of one ear
everybody's doing it
so do it too

i don't need anyone
but a little love would make things better

sitting on the early bus
passing through the morning rush
it makes no difference
that i'm not with you

bang goes another year
in and out of one ear
everybody's doing it
i'll do it too
"

Bank Holiday

"Grandma needs new dentures
To eat the crust on pizza
Been taken out by her daughter
Because she thought she oughta
The kids are eating Snickers
Because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers
And mother loses her knickers

CHORUS:
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers!
Bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer
Then it's back to work - A! G! A-I-N!

Barbecue is cooking
Sausages and chicken
The patio is buzzing
And neighbours they are looking
John is down the fun pub
Drinking lots of lager
Girls and boys are on the game
And all the high streets look the same

CHORUS

Back to work - A! G! A-I-N!

CHORUS

Bank holiday!
"

Battle

Batle

Beetlebum

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